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I Don't Speak Japanese Tee

$34.99 USD

Zero Japanese lessons. Full comprehension. The back reads I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE on top, BUT I UNDERSTAND. at the bottom, and in the middle sits a big brushstroke "character" that

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Zero Japanese lessons. Full comprehension.

The back reads I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE on top, BUT I UNDERSTAND. at the bottom, and in the middle sits a big brushstroke "character" that is very obviously two stick figures doing something very unacademic. It looks like calligraphy for exactly one second.

Tourists will try to translate it. Your friends won't need to. Everyone who stares at it long enough eventually understands too.

  • Black tee, white back print
  • Not a real kanji. Not in any textbook. Universally understood anyway.
  • Do not wear to your Japanese class. Or do.
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